theonion:

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene: Full Report

dorothy-snarker:

Jennifer Lawrence, the Internet’s BFF.

Cat Power, “Hate”

adorablelesbiancouples:

Hi!  I’m Meagan (27, on the left), and this is my girlfriend of one year, Gina (31).  We met when I was in nursing school doing a rotation on the unit she was an RN.  Now we’re both RNs.  This Friday is our 52 week anniversary night.  I have never been so in love.  Here we are at the Race for the Cure Memphis on October 27th.  I had gotten out of the hospital soon before; no one has ever taken care of me like she did then and has this past year.  Sometimes you just know.  <3

So…we aren’t together anymore. She dumped me.

OK, I don’t listen to country music. I say that because I’m a music snob and I want you to know that, but *ahem* can we have a moment of silence for the beauty that is Miranda Lambert? I’ve only ever heard like two of her songs, but this post isn’t about Miranda’s songs. #MirandaLambert #wowza

back-in-your-bed:

Where Does The Good Go?

Where Did The Boobs Go?

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg